I couldn’t resist.
need new guardian?
kidnap him and toss him in a sack
Swiggity swag Guardian in the bag
That was just expression.
okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms
pretending to study in front of ur parents like
i made this in honour of dan’s new hamster video, you’re welcome
we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at
My biology teacher dressed up as elmo for the last day because she’s retiring and seriously gives zero fucks
I PROMISED HER SHE WOULD BE TUMBLR FAMOUS COME ON PEOPLE
and as tumblr users we promise she will be
Must do my part.
do you ever just cry because you’re you
THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSAPSDSAPDSAP